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To all my booty-ful friends — I'm turning 40, and all I want is my favorite people camping with me in the magical redwoods. The theme is BOOTY, celebrating my favorite body part, so expect booty-themed activities, a stage for shenanigans, and general reverence for the glute.
The land is a private 200-acre redwood property and I'm beyond honored to throw down there. We'll be camping, so come ready to rough it a little — more on food & provisions soon. Parking is available on site.
Plus-ones (and plus-twos) are welcome — just ask first. I want everyone there to feel good about who's in the circle.
I can't pull this off solo. If you want to help with activities, meals, décor, or anything else, jump into the spreadsheet — your creativity and contributions are the whole point.
18475 Sweetwater Springs Rd, Guerneville, CA
200 acres of redwood forest, meant for love & community. On site: portos, outdoor showers, sinks, fridge & freezer space, grills, and an oven.
Trails to hike, a pool for the hot afternoons, a tree web strung through the redwood grove, and a funky little shed for nighttime chaos we call The Dungeon.
BOOTY. That's it, that's the theme.
Booty-themed activities, art, and a whole lot of cheek. Pack your thongs, booty shorts, or whatever your butt feels best in — nudity's fine too.
Curious about "boofing"? We'll have kits on hand and a boof-doula to guide anyone who wants to try it. Fully optional, zero pressure — but please BYOD.
A general timeline — things will breathe. Tagged slots are camp build/teardown, where extra hands make everything better.
Want to run something? Claim it in the spreadsheet — signal interest, but nothing's mandatory.
Paint station for butt prints. Bring your best cheek.
Saturday afternoon
Ceecee paints your ass, immortalized in art. Tips appreciated.
Saturday afternoon
Jump in between DJ sets at the Grove. Bonus points for booty-related talent.
Saturday evening
Handout sheets, questions, glory.
Saturday afternoon
Pool (noon–6ish), Grove (7ish–10ish), Dungeon (10ish–late). Claim a set in the sheet.
All day Saturday
10–11, 11–12, and 12–1 shifts at the Dungeon's Pirate Bar.
Saturday night
Pancakes by the pool before we pack it in.
Sunday morning
Check things off as you pack — your progress is saved on this device.
Boofday is too big for one butt to carry. Here's where hands are needed — claim a task in the spreadsheet and it's yours.
Pool shade, water jugs, tables & chairs, cuddle puddle, Pirate Bar prep, décor, and end-of-weekend cleanup.
Already on it: Alex (shade + water jugs), Mouse & Alex (décor) — join them!
Pool, Grove, and Dungeon all need DJs. The Pirate Bar needs bartenders for the late shifts.
Bring a dish — mains, sides, desserts, drinks, whatever you're proud of. Or help set up and break down the tables.
Stock the Pirate Bar with mixers, drinks, and garnishes for the late-night crowd.
Need a ride, or got empty seats? Coordinate pickup times and routes in the Rides & Carpool tab of the spreadsheet.
Find or offer a ride